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Stink, stank, stunk

Every time he sings, the inimitable Jordan, The Grinch...makes our heart grow two sizes.

Tap, tap, tap, hello? Hello? Is this mic on? Ahem…

You're a mean one, N-D-P

You really are some heels

You pretend to be so awesome, but keep hurting the econ’my, N-D-P

Paying off unions with billions in sweetheart deals!

You’re a shim-sham, N-D-P

Your plan’s an empty hole

You love your jiggery-pokery, you overtax our poor souls, N-D-P

I wouldn't re-elect you into any kind of role!

You're a dumb one, N-D-P

Hiking taxes and claiming surplus

You fought the needed pipeline, now Alberta wants to leave, N-D-P

Your anti-everything stances cause jobs and investment to flee!

You're a harsh one, N-D-P

Stranding Massey drivers for miles

Stripping workers of secret ballots, forcing prop rep down our throats, N-D-P

Raising car insurance and carbon tax all the while!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

To all of you Orca readers out there (yes, even you, David Eby), Merry Christmas!


Jordan Bateman has a long history of public policy work, championing small business and fiscal responsibility. Currently the Vice President, Communications & Marketing for the Independent Contractors and Business Association (ICBA), Jordan also served six years as the B.C. Director of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation, and was a two-term Langley Township Councillor